This rock 'n' roll event will be the highlight of never! You can invite all your friends and their families and you will have no where to go because this is not even happening! So if you want rock! and if you want roll! Then come on down to the place that is over there next to the thing that is there next to the other place on that street that you all know and love! You can't miss it! It's not even there to miss!
No tickets required, just come along and join in on the festivities!